Play “Ladies, Stop Lobbying” Mad Lib

Posted by on February 16, 2013 in feminism, Gender | 4 comments

After we posted our Let Women Pray Mad Lib, a wise reader over at the Let Women Pray in General Conference Facebook Page pointed out that opponents of the event could really use a Mad Lib to spice up their comments; after all, they were getting redundant.  In the spirit of equality, I hereby post the “Ladies, Stop Lobbying” Mad Lib:  

Ladies, Stop Lobbyingmad lib

 

Don’t worry, angry readers who want women to stop lobbying, the event is coming to a close.  Letters are due on Feb. 22. Prayer equality advocates, hurry up and send your letters!  You’re running out of time.  See http://letwomenpray.blogspot.com/

If anyone comes up with a refreshing, creative, new call to repentance as you’re mad libbing, please share it in the comments.  Feminist detractors need your help!

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4 Comments

  1. Dear Sisters; If you only understood Pancakes and the Quacky of our Louse, you would see no need to hang. Women with real faith dance. You are obviously smarmy. Just eat the scriptures and you will moon. If you don’t sob monkey, why don’t you leave the spoon ? Address your beehives thorough the proper Priests of plopping instead of bothering Utah with your twisty hangnail.

  2. Thanks for the smile. I have a few gourds yet for Ms. Miranda before I quit this cookoff…

    Dear Sisters; If you only understood chickens and the bumpiness of our feet, you would see no need to coke. Women with real faith become. You are obviously fecal. Just change the scriptures and you will stroll. If you don’t betray kitten, why don’t you leave the rhyme? Address your ponytails thorough the proper San Francisco of splicing instead of bothering CarmenMiranda with your crisp squash.

  3. Dear Sisters; If you only understood Sausages and the hefty of our button, you would see no need to reincarnate. Women with real faith cross. You are obviously righteous. Just greet the scriptures and you will accelerate. If you don’t push edifice, why don’t you leave the sword ? Address your pranks thorough the proper Rocky Mountains of wafting instead of bothering Carmella with your bumpy statue.

  4. LOL, this was great–thank you!

    Dear Sisters; If you only understood the whitehouse and the esoteric of our poster board, you would see no need to sing. Women with real faith punch. You are obviously purple-ish. Just thrive the scriptures and you will exist. If you don’t deny CAKE, why don’t you leave the breast pump ? Address your beds thorough the proper Gaggle of geese of phlebotomy-ing instead of bothering THE whitehouse with your decisive-ish cricket.

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