After we posted our Let Women Pray Mad Lib, a wise reader over at the Let Women Pray in General Conference Facebook Page pointed out that opponents of the event could really use a Mad Lib to spice up their comments; after all, they were getting redundant. In the spirit of equality, I hereby post the “Ladies, Stop Lobbying” Mad Lib:
Don’t worry, angry readers who want women to stop lobbying, the event is coming to a close. Letters are due on Feb. 22. Prayer equality advocates, hurry up and send your letters! You’re running out of time. See http://letwomenpray.blogspot.com/
If anyone comes up with a refreshing, creative, new call to repentance as you’re mad libbing, please share it in the comments. Feminist detractors need your help!