Poll: Mormon Euphemisms for Sex
Most of us Mormons like sex but we don’t necessarily like to talk about sex at church. At least, not using unchurchy words like “sex.” You can always raise your hand and use a word like “intercourse” or “intimacy” if you feel the need to mention sex at church, but I enjoy hearing Mormon sex euphemisms because some are either charmingly romantic or blushingly descriptive. (Oo la la!) However, some other Mormon sex euphemisms are a bit of a turn off.
In this poll, I’ve included some of the Mormon sex euphemisms I found while perusing LDS.org. Go ahead and check all of the ones you like; you can mark more than one. And if I neglected any of your favorite euphemisms, please share them in the comments. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to see if I can interest my husband in a little sacred union.