Today I went to ShopKo to buy Valentines. Once I got there I thought “why should I pay four dollars for a card I barely even like?” I love Valentine’s Day but I resent the gouging that goes on as we’re pressured to celebrate in a specific way. I decided to help out my Exponent sisters by providing you with some Exponent-y Valentines. I’d had this idea for about two weeks but realized that I have neither the programs nor the ability to do some fancy-shmancy photoshop. So this is the product of me, Paintbrush and an evening in my jammies watching the Olympics.
Eliza R. Snow:
You, single? The thought makes reason stare!
Emma Hale Smith:
I elect me to be your lady!
Lucy Mack Smith:
Sitting next to you is always heaven to me!
From the Exponent II:
My love for you grows Exponent-ially!
Happy Valentine’s Day to all my sisters!