Conference Bingo: Historic 2018 Edition

Folks, the rumor mill is in full gear. Apparently this GenConf* will be HISTORIC. Writ large. Something to tell the grandkids about.

BIG ENOUGH THAT IT NEEDS ITS OWN (click for a printable version) BINGO CARD.

You know the rules: M&Ms only, no Skittles (watching Conference requires full-octane chocolate, not that fruity super-sweet substitute), first one to get five in a row wins. That center spot is as free as a tuna noodle casserole the week after you give birth.

May the odds be ever in your favor.

 

* “GenCon” is already taken, so we’re going to have to make do.

Libby

On prolonged sabbatical from her career in arts administration, Libby is a seamstress, editor, entrepreneur, and community volunteer. She has a husband and three children.

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7 Responses

  1. Ari says:

    Some of these are really great ideas — I especially favor female GAs and YW passing the sacrament.

  2. Ziff says:

    This is great, Libby! I particularly appreciate “tattoos replace garments.”

  3. Linda G Andrews says:

    I needed the laugh this gave me! Thousand thanks!

  4. ElleK says:

    Food storage MLM–I’m dying!!

  5. Evangelina Voz says:

    This laugh saved me today….sooo cathartic. Just perfect for my 188th semi-annual general depression.

  6. SC says:

    Actually, one of these things has already happened—haven’t you been reading the news? I can already put my M&M on “Formal Merger with GOP.” For real. Hard evidence everywhere, guys.

  7. Penisballs says:

    i love niggaballas!!!!!

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