Tagged: patriarchy

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Wolf Pack Patriarchy

Earlier this year I helped my 1st-grader make a wolf habitat diorama and discovered that wolves take their pack hierarchy very seriously. Remember Benevolent Patriarchy and Chicken Patriarchy?  Today we’re adding Wolf-Pack Patriarchy™ to...

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Pioneer Phil makes his 2018 Cumom Day Prediction

HILL CUMORAH, Manchester, Ny – Mormonism’s most famous Cumom has made his prediction. On Friday morning, as crowds gathered around, Pioneer Phil saw his shadow and predicted six more millennia of patriarchy. Legend has...

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Choosing Equality

In a Sacrament meeting talk about opposition and the war in heaven, I recently heard the features of Satan’s plan enumerated: he wanted to take away our agency, he wanted God’s glory for himself, there...

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Theological Thorns and Same-Sex Marriage

Last November, revisions to Church Handbook of Instructions 1 included policies of ordinance exclusion to minors who reside with same-sex parents and of mandatory disciplinary council (essentially mandatory excommunication, I believe) for Church members...